I'm Such An Idoit

So I was at the Basket Ball Court with some little kids. I had to babysit. What a Drag! Well they got sick of playing that so they were just messing around on the tennis nets witch were right next to the BBall hoops. I as well got board so I decided to jump over the net. Now Everyone who knows me knows that I am NOT graceful! I asked the older kids to sit on the ends to bring it down a little bit. I started running at full speed and I leaped into the air with hope. Next thing I know I hit the cement. My foot was all tangled into the frekin net! I triped! Well I tried to get up cause I was freezing cold! But I couldn't even feal my left arm. I couldn't just keep on laying there so I Reached for my phone in my good pockett with my good hand. So I called my mother and she came and got me. I had my sister look after the kids. She took me home and then she called the Doctor. I went to the Doc. Than goodness It wasn't broken. I had to wear a sling for two weeks! Shows you how graceful I am! When I told my friends I told then I tiped my fourwheeler but then I told them once it was healed. I'm an indiot. Here's some advice for all you out there! Do NOT try to jump tennis nets! Ha Ha!